hi! i'm liam and a band named bastille ruined my life fantastically
  • phatticuss:



    What did the cat say to the dog?

    cats don’t talk


    (Source: collxxn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • menthuthuyoupi:





    (via tylerchokely)

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  • coluring:

    i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

    (Source: tipslip, via dan-fucking-smith)

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  • landorus:

    my #1 turn on is fast downloading

    (via feat)

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  • ambisagrus:

    no image has ever described my life quite so well

    (via spork)

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  • whatnycusedtobe:

    once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

    then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

    (Source: captainlinetti, via joshpeck)

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  • gayturians:



    once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

    You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

    go big or go home

    (via d0nn0)

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  • i finally fixed a nail clipper 

  • frozen-fractals-all-around:


    If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs


    (via sniffing)

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